I worry much of the time
about
Palm oil
Taking over the world:
Worse than the blob eating New Jersey;
Worse than global warming heating the polar caps;
- I've never met anyone wearing a polar cap
- But still I believe they exist;
Worse than being buried alive in
Chocolate chip cookies;
I have seen chocolate and cookies and chips
Even potato chips and buffalo chips;
Worse than a world without orangutans, delta smelt
Uncolored margarine, three legged stools,
Members of the Bush family;
Better than falling into a volcano.
I promise with all promise power
Said today and good for an hour -
I'll not drink palm oil
Ever again if that makes you happy.
Drinking it generally makes me feel crappy
Anyway.
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