Once upon a time ago
When sailors sailed
And tailors tailed –
A whale of a tale
Was told by all
About the adventures
Of William J. Hall
Keeper of weapons
And master of none
The ultimate loose cannon
Asleep in his den
With his socks by the door
A hat on his head
Waiting till morning
On the road near the bend
Where enemies furious
Frazzled and wizened
Can claim their used luggage
With bag tags in order
And TSA's blessing.